[1oldtimer]

How about fixing Olivia Newton's John or fixing Farrah's Fawcett

Clyde

 

[548]

lame

 

[ctreay]

Test driving Porsche's.

ctreay

 

[bigbore613]

Pre testing condoms,never late for work is that guy! Jeff

 

[Brian in Oregon]

Playboy photographer.

 

[shannon391]

Pie taster by day, pillow tester by night.

 

[WS-1]

Butt duster for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.(Yes, there actually is such a job!)

 

[mx3p4]

Weatherman:
What else can you do and be wrong 50% of the time and still keep your job?
mx3p4

 

[Two Dogs]

I was a diesel fitter at Victoria Secrets...

 

[Skeeterzx]

I'm thinking shooting as much as I please whenever I please...and getting paid to do it... would be a pretty unbeatable gig. As for all of the jobs directed toward the opposite sex, just remember this.....show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you a guy who is sick of going to bed with her every night. Guns don't talk back and they don't care how long you've been gone.

 

[635 G]

Towel boy in a New Orleans at house-- when things where slow the boss , always said. " F the merchandise"

Phil Berkowitz

 

[Ahab]

Quality control tester at a "house of ill repute" !

 

[Brian in Oregon]

Skeeterzx, quote: "....Guns don't talk back and they don't care how long you've been gone."</i>

LOL, reminds me of this old song by Queen...

"I'm In Love With My Car"

The machine of a dream,<br>
Such a clean machine,<br>
With the pistons a pumpin',<br>
And the hubcaps all gleam.

When I'm holding your wheel,<br>
All I hear is your gear,<br>
When my hand's on your grease gun,<br>
Oh it's like a disease son.

I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile,<br>
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar,<br>
Such a thrill when your radials squeal.<br>

Told my girl I just had to forget her,<br>
Rather buy me a new cartburettor,<br>
So she made tracks sayin' ths is the end now,<br>
Cars don't talk back they're just four wheeled friends now,<br>

When I'm holding your wheel,<br>
All I hear is your gear,<br>
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive,<br>
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive,<br>

I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile,<br>
I'm in love with my car, string back gloves in my automolove!

 

[Cyrus]

Hammock Tester/ days. Jack Daniels Quality Control Inspector/ nights.

 

[ChetH]

The best job in the world?

http://youtu.be/RiomuRm41YI

chet

 

[Bar k]

Trap shooter by day. Prime rib & fine Tn wiskey tester & hand rold ciger tester @ night. Larry

 

[lots of 24's]

I always thought being a charter boat captain would be awesome. Got my license, took about a half a dozen trips all with total a**h**es, ...uh.... jerks on my boat. Realized I just made a job out of my favorite recreation. Dont do that anymore. Best job for me would be no job, and all day, every day to fish.....and do a little shooting on the side.

 

[Byrrrdmann]

Elevator boy in a one story building! Tony

 

[slayer]

Realistically I had the best one probably for me. Rural mail carrier. But a job is a job and they all get to be a Pita. I'm glad its behind me. Bill

 

[90Tshooter]

CFO of my $100 million lottery winnings.

Joe