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BERNIE is CURED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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its a miracle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with all of your well thought out suggestions on what to do with my beloved Bernie, i decided to give Oral Roberts a try.
i went to Tulsa this morning and took Bernie with me to see reverend Oral Roberts. after i gave reverend Roberts a significant contribution, Oral saved Bernie, i wittnessed a miracle first hand. but im still sceptical.
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Jimmy Swaggert and Oral Roberts are sitting in Oral's office one day discussing all sorts of issues. Jimmy asks Oral how he decides how he divides up the donations between god and himself. Oral says, " I put a piece of tape down the middle of the desk and I grab the mail bag by the corners. I then flip the mail bag so all the envelopes fly in the air. And whatever ends up on this side of the tape I keep and whatever lands on that side god gets." Jimmy said he does about the same thing. Except he says, "when ever I flip it all in the air whatever god can catch he can keep."
 
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