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Jimmy Swaggert and Oral Roberts are sitting in Oral's office one day discussing all sorts of issues. Jimmy asks Oral how he decides how he divides up the donations between god and himself. Oral says, " I put a piece of tape down the middle of the desk and I grab the mail bag by the corners. I then flip the mail bag so all the envelopes fly in the air. And whatever ends up on this side of the tape I keep and whatever lands on that side god gets." Jimmy said he does about the same thing. Except he says, "when ever I flip it all in the air whatever god can catch he can keep."