Ok, Senate predictions (since we already know whassup with the House):
Alaska - I don't care as long as Murkowski doesn't win...her write-in effort tells me she harbors a deep sense of political entitlement. She's the Arlen Specter of Alaska and the biattch needs to go. I say Miller (the real Republican) wins. (The Beltway Crowd will not be happy about this). GOP win.
CA - BarBoxer beats iCarly Fiorina...(in a state where Governor Moonbeam is poised to return to the Mansion/Pothouse in Sacramento, what the hell else would you expect?) DEM win.
Colorado - I don't know much about this one so I'll extend my neck and say Ken Buck beats Bennet. GOP win (but this one is shaky).
CT - no contest. "White Trash With Money" Linda McMahon is toast. Blumenthal wins going away. Big Time Rasslin' Biatch simply does not play with suburban CT Field Hockey Moms (can you believe she's spending 41 MILLION of her own money in this? Who thought Rasslin' had that much money in it...must be a lot of ******** out there). DEM win.
IL - Well, I'll probably regret it, but I'll disagree with Bisi on this one. Usually this would go to the Democrat...but this year, this election, there's too many undecideds left, I think it could go our way. Bisi's remark about the notorious Illinois corruption is not to be denied...but what the hell, I get a couple kooky predictions, and this is one of them. Kirk over Giannoulias. GOP win.
KY - Rand Paul will beat Jack Conway's mother-lovin' ass. This is another one the Beltway Crowd WILL NOT LIKE. They will devote the next 4 years trying to destroy Rand Paul, because he represents everything they HATE. He has the potential to be the next Jesse Helms for our side. Conway knows he is a goner and is going hugely negative. This one is hot beef coming up the Kentucky Democrat Party's tailpipe, and they are not going to be happy campers about it. Come to think of it, the Republican party is gonna have to eat some crow on this, too. If any pundits on election nite tell you this election was "not ideological, the voters were just angry"...this result will give them some pause. GOP (Tea Party) win.
Missouri - Carnahan is Toast. Capital "T." She's another entitled political class biatch, and Blunt will send her to pasture. (The Carnahan family should have stuck to running "dead" family members...that formula seemed to work for them). GOP win.
NV - Another big stick my neck out prediction. I think Sharon Angle rides the wave of anger and wins this. This, plus Rand Paul in KY, will be the Tea Party's calling card. At this point in the cycle, Reid's numbers are just too mediocre. He's not going to get the undecideds because everybody already knows him. Yeah, I know it's Sin City...but a lot of those Sinners are out of a job and losing their houses, and the type of carny-personality people who choose to live in a place like Las Vegas will do "whatever it takes" to pay the rent, and Reid is not getting it done for them. GOP win. Shocker if it happens.
WI - Feingold is gone. Toast. Johnson is the next Senator from Wisconsin. Feingold, like Obama, simply cannot fathom that his "outside reformer" schtick doesn't work anymore, after he's been in DC for umpteen years. GOP win.
PA - This is a stick my neck out the other direction. Although Toomey is ahead in the polls, I think Sestak pulls this one out for the Democrats. PA has become just a Commie suburb of New York, and is equivalent to the California of the Midwest (no offense, Minnesota, but you are too far north to qualify as Midwestern in my book). Pains me to say it, but DEM win (hope I am wrong on this).
WA - Mom in Tennis shoes will win again. WA is a West Coast Commie Peoples' Republic...what can I say? Rossi just cannot pull this off. DEM win.
WV - too close to call. But I think Appalachia is sick of Obama's all-talk and no results. What the heck, I'll say Raese over Manchin (even though the data tell us nothing). Flip a coin...I say GOP win.
Indiana - even though there is a Libertarian on the ballot, Hoosiers like Bisi will still mindlessly vote for Dan Coats because he has an "R" next to his name...even though he voted for the Assault Weapon Ban and Brady Bill last time he was in the Senate. Hey, we Hoosiers are nothing if not predictable.
Thirteen kooky-as-hell predictions. Thirteen more upon request.
