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A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.


She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill. "No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

"What are those?" he asked. "Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."

"It doesn't, "said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull that tooth."
 

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This is true. My secretary was 50+ & unmarried. She told me she had a dental appointment and needed off for the afternoon. I asked if she knew how to insure that the experience would be painless, which she didn't. I explained that just as the dentist started she should reach over, grab his crotch and look him in the eye and ask, " we aren't going to hurt one and other, are we?". She howled and stated he was young and good looking and she would try it.
 

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LOL.
 

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A lady walks into the Dentist office, tells the dentist I already know what I need. Pull the top 2 and fill the bottom 1.
 

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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled,and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed.
"You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."


Old man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars"
Old woman: "Because they gleam and sparkle?"
Old man: "No, because they come out at night!"
 
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