[skeetrap]

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

Never, NEVER, NEVER ,
Under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
The same night!

 

[skeetrap]

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

Never, NEVER, NEVER ,
Under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
The same night!

 

[bigbore613]

Never trust a fart after 50 even if you have goog batteries in your hearing aids! Jeff

 

[HSLDS]

I'm noticing that the parts of my body that shouldn't be stiff are, and the parts that should be stiff aren't...

 

[chuckie68]

bigbore613---the definition of a surprise; a fart with a lump in it. LOL

 

[snapthecat]

Three rules for any man:

Never pass up a chance to pee.
Never trust a fart.
Never waste an erection.

 

[Hauxfan]

Fact is, you have to be tough to grow old. lol

Hauxfan!

 

[dhip]

If your having a dream about ejaculating or peeing,wake up,,your peeing in bed.


Doug H.(pa)

 

[Storeman]

The great thing about growing old is ..."It does not last long" and when you get over the hill "You pick up Speed" ..... Storeman

 

[Perazzi_MX8]

I don't buy green bananas anymore because I have to wait 3 days to eat them!


I was going to join the Optimist Club the other day. I got to their parking lot and then drove away without going in. I figured they would reject my application anyway.