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GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!



There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2.He liked Gospel. 3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business. 2.He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands. 2.He had wine with His meals. 3.He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair. 2.He walked around barefoot all the time. 3.He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1. He was at peace with nature. 2.He ate a lot of fish. 3.He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2.He was always telling stories. 3.He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
Can I get an AMEN!!
 
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