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A Muslim suicide bomber died and went to Paradise, as foretold. When
he arrived there he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his 72
virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were
so many virgins in heaven.
Allah looked at him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72
virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them
before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So, you're here to
service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous
and frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish
you from Paradise should you fail.
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard
can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”
Allah replied, "Who told you they were women?"
 
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I never understood why anyone wants 72 women who doesn't know anything about what man wants in sex. I don't have the patients to teach 72.
It won't be fun for me, and most likely it'll hurt.

Who ever wrote that stupid thing obviously had no experiences, and full of silly, boyish fantasies.

Nothing can be better than two experienced and well coordinated women as my companions if I must have multiple counterparts.
 
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Who ever wrote that BS about 72 virgins did not realize that Viagra, Cialis and Levitra had not been invented yet.
 

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Steve, it's because they can then tell the virgins their bird d=cks are normal and that their lousy performance was great sex, as the virgins have nothing to compare it to.
Aloha
 

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Steve we think alike . Back in my single days I wanted a woman who knew where it was at and why it was put there .
 
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Not much of a fan of group encounters.....but 3 or 4 that know nothing about each other is a different story. :147:
 
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