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You too can write a Country Western Song!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Neil Winston, May 2, 2008.

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  1. Neil Winston

    Neil Winston Well-Known Member

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    "Insightful, moving, with sly references to the rueful yet patient heartache of rural America" as the reviewers say.

    Neil
     
  2. grouper

    grouper TS Member

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    I shot poor Delia
    Shot her in the side
    Hard to see her suffer
    But with another shot she died
    Delia's gone, one more round
    Delia's gone.

    -Johnny Cash
     
  3. dynapro

    dynapro TS Member

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    By the time I get to Sparta, it'll be raining.

    I'll get bundled up, and hold my gun down low,

    and I'll shiver, when I think how much this costs me, as I flinch again, and miss another bird.

    Back at home in Texas, she'll be rising, she'll turn softly, and call my name out loud, And she'll cry just to think I'd really leave her.

    Tho' time and time I tried to tell her so
    She just didn't know I would really go.
     
  4. JBrooks

    JBrooks TS Member

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    Momma was a trapshooter,

    She could run a 100 straight.

    Daddy was a skeeter,

    with a hidden trait.

    She caught them in the skeet house,

    having a little fun,

    Daddy got inkballed,

    and Momma’s on the run.
     
  5. tad houston

    tad houston TS Member

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    JBrooks, Too Funny! Hopefully you are no drawing on real life events.....
     
  6. Easystreet

    Easystreet Well-Known Member

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    *****Momma was a trapshooter, She could run a 100 straight. Daddy was a skeeter with a hidden trait.

    She caught them in the skeet house Having a little fun, Daddy got inkballed And Momma’s on the run.*****

    DING, DING, DING....... we have a WINNER.
     
  7. Gold E

    Gold E TS Member

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    I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun;
    I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore;
    She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper by the off-ramp,
    and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

    PDF!
     
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