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"You Might Be The Taliban" (Funny)

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  1. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

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    Observations of the Taliban by Jeff Foxworthy



    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide..

    5. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    6. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    7. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    8. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    9. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States.

    ss
     
  2. SeldomShoots

    SeldomShoots Active Member

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    Thats pretty funny!!!

    John E.
     
  3. Conn. Man

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    Funny,

    BUT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!.


    Sandy
     
  4. birdogs

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    What about the funky hats?
     
  5. BIGDON

    BIGDON Well-Known Member

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    You wear your table cloth for a hat.

    Don
     
  6. oskerspap12

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    Spare bomb in the table cloth,in case the first one doesn't go off!
     
  7. Conn. Man

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    I saw a caption before that says thats not a towel or a old rag they wear on there head,it's a old sheet--so they are ------SHEETHEADS.

    Sandy Holehouse.
     
  8. shooterIII

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    Is this the one Sandy


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  9. Conn. Man

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    Hey Shooter111

    You got it man,thanx love it , LOL LOL. perhaps even better, big sheet heads!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sandy.
     
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