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You might be a Muslim......

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by RickN, Jun 22, 2011.

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  1. RickN

    RickN Well-Known Member

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    Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:



    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    You may be a Muslim


    2 . You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    You may be a Muslim



    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    You may be a Muslim



    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

    You may be a Muslim



    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    You may be a Muslim


    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    You may be a Muslim



    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    You may be a Muslim


    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    You may be a Muslim


    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    You may be a Muslim


    10. Your cousin is president of the United States .

    You may be a Muslim
     
  2. kbarnes12

    kbarnes12 TS Member

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    I find this post very offensive.

    First, it was not written by Jeff Foxworthy.

    2nd, and most importantly, all the people I have associated with of the Islamic faith (and other faiths) are no more terrorists than I am. The vast majority of any faith are peace loving people.

    Christians need to remember that there are evil people within our faith as well. People such as Timothy McVeigh, and Eric Rudolph who have committed horrific acts of terrorism.
     
  3. John Galt

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    Exactly what about it do you find offensive. I suspect many Muslems would see the humor in it. Please learn to appreciate humor.

    Christians already know that Muslems don't own all the evil people, just 99% of them.
     
  4. Royce10

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    This is AMERICA, you have the right to be offended. You know, rights? Something women don't have in muslime world?
     
  5. porky

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    Not all muslims are terrorists, but all the terrorists that have attacked the U.S. and their soldiers and citizens have been muslims.
     
  6. grntitan

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    Git-ER-Done--Are you sure Timothy McVeigh and Eric Rudolph were Muslims? What about the DC sniper? They did do the same stuff that terrorists do and that is killing innocent citizens. Just say'n...........

    I thought the joke was hilarious. Isn't most of the stuff in the joke true statements?
     
  7. TOOLMAKER 251

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    Matt, the DC snipers name was Mohammad, without doing any research on this turd I would rule out he was catholic.
     
  8. grntitan

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    TOOLMAKER---You make a valid point. LOL I forgot what his name was. Now don't tell me the other two are/were as well?
     
  9. sliverbulletexpress

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    The beltway sniper was heavily influenced by jihad feelings, he admitted.

    The truth only hurts when it ought to.
     
  10. sliverbulletexpress

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    OH and Timothy McVeigh was getting even with the Federal Govt for Waco and Ruby ridge. Not to condone his actions just pointing out the difference.
     
  11. Catpower

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    OMG Rick now you went offended somebody


    Actually it wasn't a joke it is the truth
     
  12. sliverbulletexpress

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    Yeh and who sticks up for all the rednecks Foxworthy offends? Oh yeh they pay to see his shows.
     
  13. bill1949

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    No where in the Constitution does it say you have a right to not be offended. Sick of these nitwits who are always offended by something...Bill
     
  14. porky

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    We should send all the sympathizers over to muslim land with their friends.
     
  15. GW22

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    It has always been interesting to me how few supposedly "peaceful muslims" rarely, if ever, say a word to condemn extremist muslim killers who murder innocent women, children and men.

    There are only two explanations for this:

    1) They aren't peaceful, and actually condone killing Westerners; or

    2) They're terrified of their "peaceful" muslim brothers.

    -Gary
     
  16. mx2k33

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    kbarnes12, your muslim friends want you converted or dead. Does that offend you? If they don't then they're no more muslim than Billy Graham.
     
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    Kbarnes12,,,,well he did leave the pollocks, Jews, trailer trash, catholic preists, et. al. alone so they weren't offended,,,,if we can't laugh a little once in a while,,,,life will be very drab for our time here....
     
  18. Jon Reitz

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    kbarnes12

    Find yourself a new site. There's no sympathy here...

    Jon Reitz
     
  19. The Literalist

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    If Rick's joke offends you, you're too damned sensitive to be on a site that talks about *gasp!*...guns!!!

    Now I don't paint with a broad brush, but there aren't many Congregationalists or Episcopalians who want us dead...but there's a helluva bunch of Muslims who do.

    Now THAT'S something to get offended about.
     
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    Sympathy Denied !!! Do the numbers 9/11 mean anything to you ???

    If not, move to Iran and buy yourself a F#&%ing Camel and a NICE robe. It may smell like s&*t, but you should feel at home !!!

    Mark Schneider
     
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