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You might be a Muslim if .....

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Bob Schultz, Oct 8, 2010.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    This is straightforward country thinking...................................

    Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you
    have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000
    rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim

    3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand,
    but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    You may be a Muslim

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
    declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
    in your clothing. You may be a Muslim

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell
    phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    You may be a Muslim

    9. You have nothing against women and
    think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim

    10. Your cousin is president of the United
    States. You may be a Muslim
     
  2. The Rock

    The Rock Active Member

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    A little easier to read.

    Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim

    3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim
     
  3. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    he he he....
    [​IMG]
     
  4. pdq

    pdq Member

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    smile for the camera........

    Pete
     
  5. brent375hh

    brent375hh TS Member

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    They are all smiling. They are all hotties to boot.
     
  6. southjblue

    southjblue Active Member

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    I wonder who they belong to---Any takers???sjb
     
  7. timberfaller

    timberfaller Well-Known Member

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    I quess they haven't figured out 5 against 1 are pretty good odds!!
     
  8. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    Are those stone-proof burqas?
     
  9. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

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    Looks like some KKK members went over to the dark side.

    or

    One of them is Obi wan kenobi's mother and the rest aunts.
     
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