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You Know When the Economy Is Bad......

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, May 10, 2009.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    Sad but this may be in the near future...




    The Economy Is So Bad....


    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Jewish women are marrying for love.

    Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

    The most highly-paid job is now jury duty..

    People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    And finally ... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, great idea ... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
     
  2. BT-100dc

    BT-100dc Active Member

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    On FOX News today, 38% polled thinks the economy is heading in the right direction; they said that was good. As thousands are losing their jobs monthly and many millions are underemployed or just given up, hell, that sucks. BT-100dc
     
  3. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    You know its bad when Democrats have there hands in there own pockets !!!! Jeff
     
  4. tarhawk

    tarhawk TS Member

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    It must be bad! I'm so poor that when I go the park the ducks throw bread at me!
     
  5. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    jcl,,,,simple answer DRILL HERE, DRILL NOW, PAY LESS!!
     
  6. trapshootin hippie

    trapshootin hippie Well-Known Member

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    Heck, my folks were so poor, the neighbors had me.
     
  7. BT-100dc

    BT-100dc Active Member

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    Anyone out there thinks Obama will encourage drilling for oil? Hasn't even said anything about these price increases. Since the majority of people think drilling for domestic oil is a good idea, why can't we make it happen? Is it the fact that the minority (pardon the pun) controls the majority? Obama thinks we should weld a windmill on your car and catch the prevailing wind. Now that's change that we can believe in. BT-100dc
     
  8. Trappy12

    Trappy12 Active Member

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    You know the economy is bad when your dad makes generic off-brand hamburger helper for dinner.
    -Trappy
     
  9. Dbl Auto

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    Our local funeral home said business is off by 30% vs. last year. The economy is so bad people can't even afford to die. He hasn't had a body in two weeks in our town of 4,000 people.
    Doug
     
  10. PerazziBigBore

    PerazziBigBore TS Member

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    Hookers on our street are still virgins..
     
  11. Setterman

    Setterman Well-Known Member

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    jcl, When you don't make it or harvest it, you have no control over it. The oil companies don't control gasoline cost. It's a worldwide base product. Even people who don't use it buy it. Fuel speculation is a big investment gig right now since realestate took a dump. Bigdogtx is right, drill here now.
     
  12. bigbore613

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    The end is near when you sell more White shirts than work gloves. Jeff
     
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