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You Know That You're Old

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Ed Y, Jan 18, 2013.

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  1. Ed Y

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    You Know That You

    When the candles on your birthday cake set off the smoke alarm

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  2. yvonne

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    When your family has to get a permit from the Fire Department to light your birthday candles ;)
     
  3. CalvinMD

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    When getting wood usually involves a trip to Home Depot.

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    Getting old is NOT for sissies.
     
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    Happy Birthday Ed, I hope that you have many many more. John
     
  7. SD Trap Family

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    I told Char the other night that I knew I was old because on my recent road trip I had a choice of dining at Hooters or Cracker Barrel. Yep, you guessed it, the Chicken and Dumplin's at Cracker Barrel were awesome.

    Bud
     
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    When 3 generation are shooting and you know them all. Having shot with grandpa way back when.

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    Ed Yanchok is just a young kid, don't let him fool you !!!!!
     
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    Come home from work, go to bed, get up an hour later, open the door to let your a$$ in.......

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    NJ BOB, I just figured that he was so tall, it made him look much older than he is. Happy belated BDay Ed and many more. Break 'em all today.

    rich k- chemist
     
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    cheer up, now you can hide your own easter eggs.
     
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    When you take Viagra to keep from rolling out of BED. !!!! Joe joe90t
     
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    I have FINALLY worked out how to take MY Meds---Viagra & Prozac at the SAME time---That way if things work out OK-but if NOT i Do not Care !!!!!!! Joe joe90t
     
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    Now that was funny Joe. Jackie B.
     
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