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You have to love a good nurse!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by senior smoke, May 20, 2011.

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  1. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    U HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE


    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
    appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well;
    however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
    his crotch.
    Worried that it he might need a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told
    him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown
    up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
    Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide
    strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if
    at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
    'Get well soon, from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.
     
  2. locdoc

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    Now THAT is a sense of humor..........LOL

    Doug Whiton, P/W dealer/dist
     
  3. grntitan

    grntitan Well-Known Member

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    That was good Steve.

    I had to tell my wife(a RN) that one. She laughed and had this look like she just got a great idea. Oops
     
  4. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    Good One there Steve. Here's something about police giving tickets.

    A man driving very fast down the highway in his new sports car looks behind him and sees a highway trooper with his lights on trying to pull him over. For the next couple of minutes he trys to outrun the officer until he finnally pulls over for his ticket. Remember now he was speeding over l20 mph and eaving back and forth between the lanes like a mad man only a minute before. The officer walks up to the window and sees the middle aged man in a new sports car and says to him after looking at his watch. Hey buddy, Its only 2 minutes before the end of my shift. Tell me a story I've never heard before and I'll let you go. So after a few seconds the gentleman in the sports car says to the officer. Well to tell you the truth, my wife ran off with a highway patolman 3 months ago, after having a affair with him for over a year. I thought it was you tring to bring her back, so I took off!!! Officer says to the driver have a nice day!!! Break-em all. Jeff
     
  5. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Jeff:
    Now that's a funny story.
    Steve

    grntitan:
    Please tell the Mrs. please don't get any ideas, as this would hurt.
    Steve
     
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