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Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by goatskin, Oct 15, 2011.

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  1. goatskin

    goatskin TS Member

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    your phone is ringing ... see: 'A Modest Proposal'

    If you want to be known as ATA's savior, lead ... don't carp-bitch-moan.

    SHOW-THE-WAY!

    hello?

    hello?

    is 'the savior' there!?
     
  2. short shucker

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    You know that anything that makes perfectley good sense or doesn't go along exactly with what nurse short britches says with fall on a deaf ear. I have no unearthly idea why any of you would listen to anything he says. He's just an old, gumpy, S.O.B.

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  3. The Literalist

    The Literalist Well-Known Member

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    Short Shucker. Shame on you! Jesus wasn't appreciated in his day, either.

    Dr Longshot will be proved to be the messiah of the ATA. Oh ye of little faith. :(
     
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    Literalist, what the hell are you drinking??? Bulge.
     
  5. short shucker

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    Lit',

    That is one of the funniest things I've read on this site in quite a while.

    ss
     
  6. gyrine

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    I'm drinking George Dickel. I don't need anything else right now. Last I heard Jesus don't shoot trap. If he did we wouldn't need TSC. All the questions would be answered and high dollar trap guns and STS's would be on your porch every morning. Perfect scores and shootoff after shootoff after shootoff for all eternity. gyrine
     
  7. The Literalist

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    short shucker,

    This wasn't intended to be funny. No sir. This is serious. I believe we are seeing the beginnings of the dominant religion for ATA members. To wit: "Longshotism."

    Fundamental believers will be submerged in a horse tank full of STS empties, and the more moderate among us will have a handful sprinkled on their heads.

    The "Gary Creed" will commonly be recited before every event at registered shoots:

    "...I believe in wider angles, the 2006 average book, the reduction of yardage, the forgiveness of misfires, and trapshooting everlasting."

    When Longshot dies, we shall have a "Handicap Pope" elected by the ATA executive Committee. Vandalia shall be formally recognized as the "Holy Land" and annual pilgrimages shall be made by all those able.

    Yea, verily I say unto you. Good shooting is not enough...One can only get to the Grand Slam list through belief in Longshot.
     
  8. short shucker

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    Damn you Lit', I just spilled my drink!

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  9. goatskin

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    As I said on earlier post.

    Standby Rome wasn't built in a day.

    Gary Bryant
    Dr.longshot
     
  11. goatskin

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    That's a non-answer.

    unsurprising.

    If one could buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth, the downpayment would buy most of West Virginia.

    You're a blowhard, in addition to being absolutely ungracious and uncharitable.

    'strive!'
     
  12. goatskin

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    tick

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