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Y'all might be a Redneck if .......

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  1. Porcupine

    Porcupine Active Member

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    Taking a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.

    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem.

    You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces' veterans with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

    God Bless the USA !
     
  2. 3dram8

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    Wow! I know my neck is'nt sunburned, but it definitely is red after reading that! ....Rick
     
  3. bill1949

    bill1949 Well-Known Member

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    I must be a redneck too!...bill
     
  4. CalvinMD

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    My whole back is red
     
  5. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    I thought you had to own at least four pickup trucks, of which at least three don't run, to be a redneck?
     
  6. Pull & Mark

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    I Reckon, you can count me in. Break-em all. Jeff
     
  7. Shooting Jack

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    Brian, I know I qualify anyway as my wife is always telling me about my boats as I only have five and three pickups but they all run. Not to mention the golf cart and four wheeler, they are old though but work good. LOL I've had a lot of Yankee frieds I was in the Air Force with that I used to call Rednecks as they were just that fine a person. Jackie B.
     
  8. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    I only have two truck andone is down with a dead battery....but I down plan to dry my skivies in the open air at the state shoot...will hang them off my tv antenna
     
  9. gotbass

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    Calvin - That will be after washing them I presume LOL
     
  10. nsrailroad

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    REDNECK AND PROUD AMERICAN
     
  11. Ahab

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    'You know you're a redneck when......

    1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

    2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

    3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

    4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

    6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

    7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

    8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

    9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

    10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

    11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

    12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list.

    13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

    14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

    15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

    16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

    17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

    18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

    19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

    20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

    21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

    22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

    23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.

    24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

    25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

    26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

    27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

    28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

    29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

    30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
     
  12. BRGII

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    Damn, I guess I qualify for a Red Neck and damn proud of it. Sheeet all my friends are Red Necks too. BRGII
     
  13. geneleroy

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    On the Judge Mathis show one of the litigants mentioned being a 'red neck' and the judge asked him just what is a 'red neck'! He said well, you drink beer and watch NASCAR, to which the judge remarked, "I must be a 'red neck'"!
     
  14. geneleroy

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    I attended a 'red neck' function this past week-end, an NRA benefit auction & dinner. Before the dinner was served the MC asked all active military persons to stand, one was their, then he ask all veterans to stand, after recognition of the vets everyone stood and the MC led us in the 'pledge of allegiance' & a prayer. Then all us vets got to be first in line at the food counter!!LOL Was damn proud to be there with a great group of Americans!
     
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