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Worlds shortest Fairy tale.(A happy man)

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    THE END
     
  2. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    Why ask?
     
  3. grnberetcj

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    If a woman doesn't hear a man's question.....is he still wrong???

    Curt
     
  4. donegal shooter

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    A man was alone in the woods.
    A tree fell!
    It was his fault.
     
  5. 6913F

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    Why would farting be fun living by yourself. I love to share my farts with my wife!!!!!
     
  6. wayneo

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    Sounds like a happy ending. Wayne
     
  7. bigdogtx

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    One day long, long ago there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

    But that was just one day,,,,long, long ago.....The End
     
  8. 100after9

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    You guys don't get it maybe if you would help alittle and love alittle you could have more than a wife you just might have a friend that would shoot with you and all the other things that you could love together. Men whine about things too!!!
     
  9. SR1

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    If I had never gotten married I would have my kolar by now heck I could of gotten it with the money spent on the wedding. Why do divorces cost so much??????? because they are worth it!!!!!
     
  10. RickN

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    A man was being tailgated by a stressed- out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.



    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.



    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.



    He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.



    He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake.

    You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.'

    I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker,

    and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.



    Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.'
     
  11. 100after9

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    That was funny!!! I guess you never drove near a truck driver !!!!
     
  12. Bruce Specht

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    I want to live the fairy tale!
     
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