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World War III

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Ahab, Nov 14, 2007.

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  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    WORLD WAR III IS COMING


    President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?"

    The bartender says, "Yep, that's him." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"

    Bush says, " I'm planning WW III."

    The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.

    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

    Bush turns to the bartender and says,
    "See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims".
     
  2. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Ahab: Very very good!
     
  3. Hipshot 3

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    Thats a good one, but unfortunately Bush wouldn't be smart enough to figure that out!
     
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