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Word of the day??

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Frank C, Feb 2, 2009.

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  1. Frank C

    Frank C Well-Known Member

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    You gotta read this with a Mexican accent.





    Mexican words of the day.

    1. *Cheese*
    The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

    2. *Mushroom*
    When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

    3. *Shoulder*
    My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

    4. * Texas *
    My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

    5. *Herpes*
    Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

    6. *July*
    Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

    7. *Rectum*
    I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

    8. *Chicken*
    I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

    9. *Wheelchair*
    We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

    10. *Chicken* *wing*
    My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

    11. *Harassment*
    My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

    12. *Bishop*
    My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

    13. *Body wash*
    I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

    14. *Budweiser*
    That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
     
  2. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    I sure am glad I set my glass down before I started reading. I would have had to buy a new keyboard. Toooooo funny. Jackie B.
     
  3. ivanhoe

    ivanhoe Well-Known Member

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    frank C you are a sick man way beyond help.

    Bob Lawless
     
  4. Frank C

    Frank C Well-Known Member

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    Thank you Bob, but remember I am just the messenger....
     
  5. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Excellent thanks!
     
  6. docjonsn

    docjonsn TS Member

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    so you know the people who live in my neighborhood.
    Pete
    (P.S. I live in the San Francisco bay area)
     
  7. sammyd95

    sammyd95 TS Member

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    I thought it was "LEGS" help spread the word! :eek:)~
     
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