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WOODPECKERS (JOKE)

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  1. Gold Medal

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    A canadian and an american woodpecker met and were talking.

    The canadian woodpecker said they had some trees in Canada that were so hard you couldn`t peck a hole in them. The american woodpecker said he`d bet that he could peck a hole in the tree.

    Off they went to Canada and found the tree. The american woodpecker instantly tore into the tree and pecked a big hole.

    The canadian woodpecker looked puzzled. The american woodpecker said there were trees in the US that were a lot harder than the canadian tree. The canadian woodpecker didn`t believe him.

    So off to the US they go and find the tree. The canadian woodpecker immediately pecked a big hole in the tree. Now the american woodpecker was puzzled.

    While they were talking trying to determine why each one could peck the other ones hardest tree, Tiger Woods walked by and said;

    THE ANSWERE IS EASY. YOUR PECKER IS ALWAYS HARDER WHEN YOU ARE AWAY FROM HOME!
     
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