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  1. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

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    A real woman is a man's best friend.

    She will never stand him up or let him down.

    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

    She will encourage him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his most intimate desires.

    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

    ...

    No wait...

    Sorry...

    I'm thinking of Jack Daniels. It's whiskey that does all that shit.
     
  2. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    Women...can't live with'em .....pass me the beernuts
     
  3. bigbore613

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    Put all the cars in the world end to end , some Woman will try to pass them ...
     
  4. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    Women may be smarter than men, but, unfortunately, life isn't a written exam.

    Bob Falfa
     
  5. dtrap

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    Bob,

    It is difficult at best being smarter than you guy types.....but we love you anyway.
     
  6. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    I've heard the first step in a male to female sex change operation is to remove half the brain : P
     
  7. Rick Barker

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    I asked my wife, "why do women like to make men look like fools."

    "Because, it is so easy," she replied.
     
  8. Uncle Sam

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    Best joke ever.......... There were 2 women sitting quietly on a bench minding their own business..........................
     
  9. chuckie68

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    If there were ever 2 women sitting on a park bench minding their own business,.......




    I'd swear I was staring at a pair of deaf mutes!!!


    Chuck
     
  10. chuckie68

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    I should know. I'm the youngest of 3 kids. The other 2 are women!!!

    Chuck
     
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