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Women(The Sequel)

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Mar 11, 2013.

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  1. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

    Oct 28, 2009
    A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.

    In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent, when her mobile phone rang. The voice on the other end was that of a female doctor notifying her that her busband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques.

    She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

    She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope your are proud of yourself.

    While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been barely hanging on to life in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the clock care. And now you will have to be his care giver!"

    The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.

    The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought."
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    That is good
  3. PatMiles

    PatMiles Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2011
    Sounds like my ex-wife.

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