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woman Drivers

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Jul 27, 2012.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are..........

    This morning on the Interstate,

    I looked over to my left and there was a


    In a brand new


    Doing 65 mph

    With her

    Face up next to her

    Rear view mirror

    Putting on her eyeliner.

    I looked away

    For a couple seconds...

    to continue shaving

    And when I looked back she was

    Halfway over in my lane,

    Still working on that makeup.

    As a man,

    I don't scare easily.

    But she scared me so much;

    I dropped My electric shaver

    Which knocked

    The donut

    Out of my other hand.

    In allThe confusion of trying

    To straighten out the car

    Using my knees against

    The steering wheel,

    It knocked

    My Cell Phone

    Away from my ear

    Which fell

    Into the coffee

    Between my legs!


    And burned

    Big Jim and the Twins,

    Ruined the damn phone,

    Soaked my trousers,

    And disconnected an

    Important call.

    Damn women drivers
  2. John Galt

    John Galt TS Member

    Jun 12, 2011
    Damn funny!
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