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woman Drivers

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Jul 27, 2012.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

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    Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are..........

    This morning on the Interstate,

    I looked over to my left and there was a



    Woman



    In a brand new

    Cadillac



    Doing 65 mph



    With her

    Face up next to her



    Rear view mirror



    Putting on her eyeliner.



    I looked away

    For a couple seconds...

    to continue shaving



    And when I looked back she was

    Halfway over in my lane,



    Still working on that makeup.



    As a man,

    I don't scare easily.



    But she scared me so much;

    I dropped My electric shaver



    Which knocked



    The donut

    Out of my other hand.



    In allThe confusion of trying

    To straighten out the car



    Using my knees against

    The steering wheel,



    It knocked

    My Cell Phone

    Away from my ear



    Which fell



    Into the coffee



    Between my legs!



    Splashed,



    And burned



    Big Jim and the Twins,



    Ruined the damn phone,



    Soaked my trousers,



    And disconnected an

    Important call.



    Damn women drivers
     
  2. John Galt

    John Galt TS Member

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    Damn funny!
     
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