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Wisdom in phrases

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  1. 1oldtimer

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    We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through congress.

    Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older,it will avoid you.

    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then its time for my nap.

    My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

    My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

    Money can't buy you happiness...But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
    Clyde
     
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