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Wisdom in phrases

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by 1oldtimer, May 10, 2012.

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  1. 1oldtimer

    1oldtimer TS Member

    May 16, 2010
    We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through congress.

    Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older,it will avoid you.

    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then its time for my nap.

    My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

    My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

    Money can't buy you happiness...But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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