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Win a Turkey @ Mpls Gun Club Saturday 11/17

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Sixshooter, Nov 13, 2007.

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  1. Sixshooter

    Sixshooter TS Member

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    If you are giving away turkeys, will the club President be one of them????
     
  2. LWLarson

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    You know... You guys beat me to the punch, but I was gonna ask if JimW's wife will miss him once he is given away.... He would be kind of a booby prize at that....

    Who do you suppose the others being given away are... BigDan, MIA, Mr.Szyska, ????? Lot's of them running around down there to choose from....

    LWL
     
  3. dward

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    I can see it now.........Mr. Demulling wins all the turkeys you shoot for, and our club president (Mr. W) mysteriously wins all the turkeys we "randomly" draw for!! Well at least I have a tough old swamp buck I can grind into little pieces and chew on.

    As far as the sanctity of either Prez mentioned above..........I will say that at least Prez Z wears his naturally abrasive personality (and sexual preference for that matter) right out where everyone can see it. Prez W on the other hand comes across like a Patron Saint! But I'm certain he would pull his two headed coin on his mother to win her false teeth if he had to. So you pick your poison!!

    Maybe a few of the turkey winners will give me their giblets so I'll have something to eat Saturday night.

    Can't hit a 16 yard target, but big bucks do die of heart attacks in front of me - Dan
     
  4. Hitapair

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    Dan, Must have been a small vehicle that hit that one. Looks pretty clean for road kill.
     
  5. Sixshooter

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    Big Dan, if you got that buck you did goooooood! See you Saturday, we'll have to both watch Jim W when he draws the winners. It seems he always manages to win.

    As for the Litterist down in Mo., I don't think he has been able to forget the last time he shot the Minnesota State shoot, the handicap championship once again eluded him and was won by a far better shooter and a fine upstanding individual. Some guys just can't live with their failures.
     
  6. dward

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    Well to put all doubts to rest - I did get the buck opening morning. Like they say.........even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while!!

    LWL reminds me of that Iraqi spokesman that kept saying how the Iraqi's would kick our asses, right up until they all scurried into their holes when our boys marched in!! It's easy to talk proud with your fingers on a keyboard.....different story when they are trembling on a trigger after the puller calls "lost", and you've got a warm wet feeling running down your leg!!!

    Big Buck Dan
     
  7. LWLarson

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    Dan...

    First of all... Is "getting" the buck similar to you "getting" some milk??? I know your wife was in the woods with you, so I am just making a logical assumption that she "let" you drag it out for her.... And "let" you have your picture taken with it...

    As for the rest of the turkeys... I know that since they will be given away for the singles, that BigDan will only be eating if he wins a random one... Little mental block on JimW's garbage can lids Dan...?????

    Actually, due to the cannibalism aspect.... You both should avoid the turkey dinners...

    I may just have to work my way down to the Iowa border to defend my honor with Jim's tripe...

    LWL

    PS... Dr Feelgood says the buck is way better looking.... I would have to agree...
     
  8. LWLarson

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    Jim,

    Well... Not sure if I can make it yet... But let's "clarify" a few things...

    #1 Word on the street in Askov has morphed from the roadkill theory mentioned above... to, yes, his wife drilling the buck. This is from a pretty reliable source, "Ankledeepthroat" the local Danish Goodfella.
    #2 It is a well known fact that Dan can't hit singles to save his soul. How many times has he blown 2 or 3 straightaways during the 16's, and then go on to run the 'caps. Not normal, the dude is just plain not normal...
    #3 Word on the street in LaCrosse is that Delusional Dan is out looking for a freezer to store said turkeys, he thinks he is gonna win.... Might be a good idea to bring the Good Dr to try and treat these psychoses with a plethora of meds.
    #4 It is my mission in life to acquire your two headed quarter to "even the playing field" at these Jackpot shoots.
    #5 In reality, the popcorn won't be needed so much for the act of us shooting... more needed for the side banter likely to occur.
    #6 Can I shoot the 'caps from the 20, as my reduction has been approved???

    Will you guys take up a collection for gas money.... Long way to your "near Iowa" club....

    LWL
     
  9. dward

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    Jimbo - the six pack and popcorn sounds good......but unfortunately it's a bit like getting hyped up for last weeks Packers/Vikings game. And as I work in Wisconsin and LWL works in Minnedamsota, I'll let you figure out who gets the whuppin.

    LWL - I would agree with Dr. Strangelove....the buck makes the picture look a lot better than I do - I just hope she didn't get too fixated on the large antlers and hurt your feelings!!

    And quite frankly after turning 50 in September I feel like Toby Keiths song goes.........I'm not as good as I once was - but I'm as good once........well almost as good once..........well I try to be almost as good once...as I ever was!!!!

    BIG Dan
     
  10. Sixshooter

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    I was out to the club last night. Jim W was there getting ready to chop a few heads off the turkeys. He had much difficulty catching the birds even though they were in a very small pen. I would say it appeared he was almost as poor catching the turkey as he is shooting a certain gun he owns from the 27 yardline. When he finally did catch one, he first dissappeared for a while before returning with the bird in a noticably ruffled condition. I'm not sure what transpired during their absence but I guess one can only imagine what happens when you combine a love sick Polack and a turkey!

    After dispatching the poor creature, he spent at least an hour dressing it out. I guess he must have become to attached to the bird, if you know what I mean. I'm not sure if winning one of these creatures will be a real benefit to the shooters on Saturday. I would suggest we all stay away and just let Jim, Big Dan and Brian Snez-e-ack win the birds. It might be better to not let too many people be exposed to the potential diseases.
     
  11. LWLarson

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    Sixshooter...

    Old Jim was chasing turkeys huh? That does shock me a bit... Think of that poor bird, I am most certain that the "hatchet and block" would have been more pleasant.

    Dan, Dan, Dan.... my wife did comment on your rack, but her follow up comment was that yours doesn't have nearly the "mass or spread" of mine... As for your outside life.... I understand from your wife that you have come full circle

    aka... First it was tri-weekly, then try weekly, and now in your case "TRY WEAKLY" .... I did ask Dr Strangelove if she would give some of "the good stuff". Unfortunately, I thought that was the vicoden, oxycodone type... I had no idea that your idea of the "good stuff" was Cialis, Viagra, etc.... She would do charity on that....

    Maybe you could shoot the singles better if you didn't have that "blue haze" side-effect from the Viagra....

    Later Men...
    LWL
     
  12. Sixshooter

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    Well, today will soon be over and the moment of truth will begin tomorrow at the club. Will Jim W once again rig the drawing? Will he beable to break more then 20 in the caps? Will the turkeys actually be there or did they "escape" to Bloomington while Jim was rounding them up?

    All I know is, I will be there to compete fair and square as usual. Big Dan will likely show now that he has a big buck to brag about and Jim W will be there for sure to flip the coins and draw the winners. Come on out and enjoy, I'm sure we'll have a great time. Oh, one more thing, please don't ask Jim why there are turkey feathers on his pants, it embarasses him.
     
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