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Why some of you dont shop at Walmart

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  1. g7777777

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    I have this on authority that a well known poster was banned from Walmart- not the normal story he gives about only buying US

    Here is the version of what he said

    "They won't let me shop at Wal-Mart Anymore . . .



    Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Toot, the
    wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me
    asked if I had a dog. On impulse on this stupid question, I told her that
    no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
    again.

    Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital
    last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
    care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
    arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
    it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
    eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
    nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here
    that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
    story.)

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
    food poisoned me.

    I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and
    a car hit us both.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
    laughing so hard! "

    I am sure the part about sniffing an Irish Setters Ass wasnt true- I have it on the same good authority that he was actually bent down to admire a female beagle as she was in front of him

    regards from Iowa

    Gene
     
  2. lumper

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    "well known poster was banned from Walmart"

    Gene ... since when did you become considered a well known poster?
     
  3. g7777777

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    LOL@Lumper

    Actually I shop at Walmart all the time- but I hate the crowds- so those that refuse to shop there are probably doing the rest of us a favor.

    regards from Iowa

    Gene
     
  4. JCS

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    I don't because I just hate having to get all dressed up to go shopping.
     
  5. Hipshot 3

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    The ONLY place better than Wally World is Disney World. I like Mickey Mouse! M-I-C-K-E-Y.....MOUSE!
     
  6. hmb

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    Try the Federal Value Pack 550 rounds for $9.88. You can save alot on food items, I save between 30% and 60% on items like iced tea, cereal, snacks, etc., all of the above are made in America. HMB
     
  7. blizzard

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    If someone says that they, "try not to shop at wal-mart", does that mean that they do or don't shop there? Whether you frequently shop there, or just catch the occasional, " too hard to pass up sale", you still are shopping there. Right?
     
  8. blizzard

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    Another prime example of sammie's obsessive behavior. Why won't you leave me alone, sam? I didn't even direct the question to you. You really need help. From trying to gather enough info to post where i live and post it on the internet, even with my having young children at home mind you, to commenting on every post I make on this forum. sam, WTF is your problem? If you don't like what I have to say, DON'T READ IT. DON'T REPLY TO IT.
     
  9. maclellan1911

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    I buy what I need/want where ever i can find it for the price I can afford/willing to pay. Thats it.
     
  10. W.P.T.

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    If WalMart don't have it, you probably don't and won't need it ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  11. Jerbear

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    cheap shells... that's all I buy from there.

    Jerbear
     
  12. lumper

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    I know some that do not shop at Wal-Mart because they were caught in the ladies undie section fondling the merchandise ... well I guess they don't fully count since they were not technically shopping.
     
  13. lumper

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    They aint caught me yet ... they keep a watch on the skimpy frilly silky ones but not them full sized chinese made granny ones.
     
  14. Tim Lee

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    This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

    Melinda insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
    Unfortunately, Charles was like most men--he found shopping boring and
    preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Melinda was
    like most women--she loved to browse. One day Melinda received the
    following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

    Dear Melinda,

    Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
    commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
    forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Charles are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
    carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
    intervals.

    3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
    women's restroom.

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
    "Code 3 in Housewares - get on it right away."

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's
    on layaway.

    6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

    7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
    blankets from the bedding department.

    8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
    crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
    mirror while he picked his nose.

    10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

    11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
    humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look"
    by using different sizes of funnels.

    13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

    14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
    assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT' S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

    And last, but not least,

    15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
    awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

    Regards,
    Wal-Mart
     
  15. lumper

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    Damn ... I know that guy and he has yet to do everything on the list I gave him.
     
  16. blizzard

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    sam the site idiot,


    Honey, no one is picking on me, including you. I know how ignorant you are, so what you say here doesn't bother me. As far as your mom goes, it's a shame that she's passed on. It's also a shame that she passed on after your birth, rather than before.:):):):):)


    P.S.- remember sam, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
     
  17. 1Ljutic1

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    You guys are hysterical! Steve
     
  18. smokerz

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    sammie - don't forget blizzard's Xmas present. a gift wrapped bad of......would be nice.
     
  19. scratcher

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    I avoid Wal-Mart because of the people who do shop there. They are poor, ignorant, iliterate, smell bad, and many don't speak english. A retail slum.
     
  20. blizzard

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    Well scratcher, when you put it that way, I can see why sammie and his wife frequent the place.



    sam- Always remember, YOU are the DUMBEST person on this site. So remember, everyone who reads your posts can see what your up to with the hypocritical spin. YOU ARE FOOLING NO ONE. But please, continue on so that everyone can see what a little man you are.



    Your Friend,


    Blizzard



    :):):):):):)
     
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