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Why sharks circle before attacking.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jun 19, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Well-Known Member

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    Why Sharks Circle Before Attacking:


    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

    "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing". And they did.

    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"


    His wise father replied, "Because they taste better after you scare the shxx out of them.."

    Now you know... HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL YOU DAD'S. Bulge.
  2. slowdp

    slowdp TS Member

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    Sounds like Democrats!
  3. grntitan

    grntitan Well-Known Member

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    Thats good Bulge. Happy Fathers Day to you as well.
  4. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Bulge:
    that was funny!!! I wonder if the sharks at auto dealerships tell that same story to new young salesman???
    Steve Balistreri
  5. John Galt

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    I'm very offended that somebody would say bad things about sharks. sniffle, sniffle, sniffle
  6. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Active Member

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    Come on now, everyone knows that White Sharks "Don't Eat People"!!!!! They just give them a taste and let-em go. Sometimes this will cause death!!! Not enough fat content in people, they need blubber from seals, whales and such. Now Tigers and Bull sharks are another story!!!!!!! They'll finish you to the last morsel. Break-em all. Jeff
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