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Why I'm Not Voting Democrat

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by BRGII, Aug 4, 2008.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

    I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse, since I just found out my darned dog is already married to my cat.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it? NOT!!
  2. shadow

    shadow Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    2sr8---Last time I checked it was the House of Representatives where all spending bills originate. Can you say--Nancy Pelosi-(D), California.
  3. SeldomShoots

    SeldomShoots Active Member

    Oct 25, 2006
    Interesting points gentlemen.

    BRGII, If your impending nuptials to your horse don't work out I have some other farm animals you might be interested in. The good thing is you won't need a divorce, just a nearby glue factory. hehehe

    Seriously, does anyone out there that actually believe that oil companies are only making 4% on a gallon of gas? I'm sorry but I find it going against all common sense, logic and business practice for companies to buy crude, refine it, store it, transport it and market it and after all of that, only make 4% per gallon. Hence, 4% of every $4.00 gallon of gas puts 16 cents in the pocket of the oil companies.

    Sorry BRGII, I'm not buying that statement for the value of all the wedding gifts you and your horse receive. It looks, sounds and smells like a crock of you know what.

    John E.
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