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Why I am voting Democrat

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  1. tj303

    tj303 Member

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    WHY I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT,

    No.1, Because I watch TV and I’m Very Informed.

    Because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money
    I earn than I would.

    Because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    Because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
    they're doing because they now think we're good people.

    Because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday
    CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't
    start driving a Prius.

    Because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so
    long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    Because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
    themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government
    for redistribution as it sees fit.

    Because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few
    days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the
    voters.

    Because I believe that open borders and government give-aways to foreigners
    is a great way to grow a nation.

    Because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local
    police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    Because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided
    to marry my horse.

    Because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
    obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.


    And because I love CHANGE.

    Update-this is joke. i.e political humor
    TJ
     
  2. chessney

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    Let's see how long this thread will last. Mod?????...Ziggy
     
  3. Remo

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    How to get the Democrats to support CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.... CALL IT RETRO-ACTIVE LATE TERM ABORTION...
     
  4. BRGII

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    I posted this about three weeks ago. It's a joke son. BRGII
     
  5. Juno

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  6. 5spd

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    I think hes serious..............:):)
     
  7. KEYBEAR

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    Go to home-Depot - Lowes in the paint Dep big rolls of masking paper real cheap .
     
  8. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Once I went to the local newspaper and got the end rolls of newsprint, there is always some left when they change the roll.

    worked ok on the frame we have, as long as the wind wasn't fierce enough to tear it.

    HM
     
  9. JH

    JH Well-Known Member

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    WARNING: We have been infested by the Move.org virus......all kinds of new vermin posting in traditionally conservative websites....IGNORE THE MAGGOTS!
     
  10. zap

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    EXACTLY WHY ARE U VOTING DEMOCRAT?? IS IT BECAUSE YOU CANT SPELL REBUBLICAN OR BECAUSE IT APPEARS FIRST ON THE BALLOT ??? OK JUST PUT YOUR "MARK" IN A BOX IT WONT MATTER.
     
  11. JB Logan Co. Ohio

    JB Logan Co. Ohio TS Member

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    Everyone thinks this post is really serious? Looks like a facitious tongue-in-cheek parody to me.

    JB=Jerry Beach 8503917
     
  12. Dave P

    Dave P TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    I wonder what the ballots would look like if that black congresswoman that criticized whities for not putting information in "black street language". Not only would you have the American language but Mexican and whatever the hell it is that rappers spit out.
     
  13. perazzipaul

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    you vote for obama and you can look foward to another carter era with 20 plus percent inflation rates and double digit unemployment rates!!
     
  14. AJ100

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    tj303, good post, I get it. Sometimes ya just have to THINK a little when you read things on here. LOL

    AJ100
     
  15. Little Dog

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    Some people are really dense.
     
  16. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    And you're voting Democrat because you believe in gun prohibition and support it.
     
  17. Little Dog

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    .... and then there are those like sstr8 who left dense behind long ago and are now completely witless.
     
  18. gun fitter

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    Come on I want to get some!!


    If I'm on welfare I'll get food stamps more than i need to survive I can sell the excess for my liqueur and smokes.

    I won't have to get off my fat ass and go to the doctors the ambulance will be my private ride. You'll pay for it.

    If I want to go to school the Government will pay for it and possibly even give me some spending cash from work study which you will pay for.

    It has been proposed to me that in the north east the benefits of public assistance average around 18 per hour if compared to a working stiff spending 40 hours at a job.


    Never mind please disregard I just became a democrat!

    Joe
     
  19. gun fitter

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    Once U go Barack U'll never go back!LOL
     
  20. gun fitter

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    Democrats don't pay their bills! I don't want to either! Biden has reneged on many campaign debts claiming he is broke. Oh that word is not politically correct sorry! I want to do responsible things like the democratic leadership and let everyone else pay for my mistakes. Hillary ran up debt and then accepted public money to finance her debt. I want to know when anyone asked if that was ok with me. Never mind If we all become Democrats there won't be anyone to pay any taxes.

    Better start learning Chinese and Russian.

    Joe
     
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