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Who's your baby's daddy

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  1. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

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    Who's your baby’s Daddy?
    The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way... Who's your baby's Daddy?
    These are genuine excerpts from the forms.


    Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.


    1.) Regarding the identity of the father of my
    twins, Makeeshia was fathered by
    Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the
    identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe
    that she was conceived on the same night.


    2.) I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of
    my child as I was being sick out of a window
    when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
    provide you with a list of names of men that I
    think were at the party if this helps.


    3.) I do not know the name of the father of my
    little girl. She was conceived at a party at
    3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex
    with a man I met that night. I do remember
    that the sex was so good that I fainted. If
    you do manage to track down the father,
    can you please send me his phone number?
    Thanks... (The runner-up).


    4.) I don't know the identity of the father of my
    daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a
    hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
    panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW
    service stations in this area and see if he's
    had it replaced.


    5.) I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
    Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the
    Pope confirming that my son's conception
    was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen
    again.


    6.) I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad
    as he informs me that to do so would blow
    his cover and that would have cataclysmic
    implications for the economy I am torn
    between doing right by you and right by the
    country.. Please advise.


    7.) I do not know who the father of my child
    was as they all look the same to me.


    8.) Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If
    you do catch up with him, can you axe him
    what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B
    who was also borned at the same time.....
    well, I don't have clue..


    9.) From the dates it seems that my daughter
    was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it
    really is the Magic Kingdom.


    10.) So much about that night is a blur. The
    only thing that I remember for sure is Delia
    Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
    the evening. If I had stayed in and watched
    more TV rather than going to the party at
    8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained
    unfertilized.


    11.) I am unsure as to the identity of the father
    of my baby, after all, like when you eat a
    can of beans you can't be sure which one
    made you fart. (This made number #1)



    WHEN THE WEALTH IS RE-DISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE MAJOR RECIPIENTS.
     
  2. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

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    I really would like to reply to this thread, but it's going to be a while before I can get all the Coca-Cola out of my nostrils.
     
  3. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    This makes me feel very sad!!! To think that all these people will be voting for Obamy again this term!!! break em all Jeff
     
  4. sliverbulletexpress

    sliverbulletexpress TS Member

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    Yeh dats right but who be my babies momma?
     
  5. BigBruno

    BigBruno TS Member

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    Awesome, Vern.
     
  6. grntitan

    grntitan Well-Known Member

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    ROTFLMAO :)


    Folks the sad thing is these answers are probably not far off from the truth. I have a friend that worked at the local SS Department. She told some real scary stuff that the applicants were dead serious about.
     
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