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Who wronte this?

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by short shucker, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

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    A true classic post from days gone by.

    1. You shall not utter Go*&y's name in vain (you know who I'm talking about).

    2. You shall place NO other Trap shooter before Neil or Pat Irland...ever.

    3. You shall not steal another's identity...unless maybe GN7777777's.

    4. You shall not bear false witness to another shooter's ability, even if you really suck.

    5. You shall not covet your neighbor's sheep.

    6. You shall not make for yourself an idol...you may just be having a lucky streak. It happens.

    7. You shall not utter Liberal diatribe, even though there are many more liberals on this site than can be imagined.

    8. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Go*&dy. (Seriously).

    9. You shall not bow down to or worship Trolls (except for Tron).

    10. You shall not place a price on an 870 above $500 unless you are willing to be drug through the briar patch.

    ss
     
  2. BigM-Perazzi

    BigM-Perazzi Well-Known Member

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    Tim Tebow????
     
  3. Rebel Sympathy

    Rebel Sympathy Well-Known Member

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    I don't know who wrote it, and I don't want to know who wrote it.
    Mike
     
  4. goose2

    goose2 Well-Known Member

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    And don't care who wrote it.
     
  5. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the Literalist.

    No, he writes much better than that.

    I'm just tyring to figure out who Go*&dy is.
     
  6. dmarbell

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    Tron wrote it. Gordy, the wood guy?

    I care. It's hilarious.

    I'll add one.

    You shall not place Xtra-wood before real wood, lest your family be ridiculed for ten generations.

    Danny
     
  7. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

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    dmarbell,

    Yes, you win. It is an old post (cira 2008) from our favorite troll turned stock guy. I thought it was funny enough to revisit and maybe be added to/ammended.

    ss
     
  8. SeldomShoots

    SeldomShoots Active Member

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    Would #11 be in order?

    11. Forgive IndyShotgun, for he knows not what he says or does, . . . often.
     
  9. Tron

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    I got into deep doo-doo over that thread. This may have been the one that got me banned for almost an hour, but I can't remember. Jeeze.....I was such a little Troll back then.
     
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