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Who Would like to help Rosie!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Rem870TB, Jul 27, 2007.

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  1. Rem870TB

    Rem870TB Active Member

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    "She donated a pair of her panties to make parachutes for the 101st Airborne."

    I assume the parachutes would not be for individual personel; would something of that size not be used to airdrop large pallets of supplies or heavy weapons or equipment???????
     
  2. Rem870TB

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    "one of you owe me a shot of J.D. I just sprayed it on my keyboard and monitor!"

    By mouth or nose, from experience, I find some beverages tend to burn the sinuses a bit ;)

    You got the best part of the deal though, I wasn't mentally prepared for the shot of Rosie on that clip and hurled on my keyboard.
     
  3. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    I heard she bought a surplus boxcar from Union Pacific for future use as a casket.
     
  4. ccridr

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    I saw in the Inquirer that Rosie is going to move to Holland, where she will offer her services as a "dike".
    ccridr
     
  5. BLACKDOG

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    Help her a car and off a cliff somewhere, do the whole world a favor.
     
  6. W.P.T.

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    I would definately help Rosie if she were on fire, I'd pee on her until I didn't have to pee anymore or until the fire was out ... That would be like trying to put out a forest fire with a garden hose ... D.Trump and his kids the Trump-ettes were right ... Rosie is ugly and for a second opinion she is stupid also ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  7. ArmySGM

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    I heard she buys her skirts from Peoria Tent and Awning company..

    Gary
     
  8. Rem870TB

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    WPT wrote;

    "I would definately help Rosie if she were on fire, I'd pee on her until I didn't have to pee anymore or until the fire was out ... "

    I take exception to this.


    IMHO, putting the fire out, early, would be like rendering some form of assistance.

    I think the proper proceedure, which I would follow, myself, would be;

    1.) Stand back, grease fires burn hot and are hazardous, look out for your own safety first!

    2.) Let the fire pretty much burn itself out, enjoy it from a safe distance.

    3.) Once the fire has burned itself out, deploy the equipment and "hose down" the embers to your hearts content.
     
  9. gotbass

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    you mean like help her over the fence? That's just not right.
     
  10. halfmile

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    It's OK, when she croaks, they can give her an enema and bury her in a shoebox.

    HM
     
  11. Rem870TB

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    "It's OK, when she croaks, they can give her an enema and bury her in a shoebox."

    Not a practical solution.

    Where would the considerable volume of effluent go?????

    I doubt it would be safe, if untreated, to discharge to the environment, think of the damage to the water table.
     
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