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Who said men aren't the romantics

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by dirt stirrer, Apr 26, 2013.

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  1. dirt stirrer

    dirt stirrer Well-Known Member

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    Who said men aren

    A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
    “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams"
    "If you are laughing, send me your smile"
    "If you are eating, send me a bite"
    "If you are drinking send me a sip"
    "If you are crying, send me your tears"
    "I love you!"
    The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:
    “I am on the commode. Please advise"

    Slow day here, raining again.
     
  2. Catpower

    Catpower Molon Labe TS Supporters

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    Send some of it down south, we could use it
     
  3. W.P.T.

    W.P.T. TS Member

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    Must be a shortage of fertilizer in the South ..? Not sure it works as good as manure but hell its worth a try ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
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