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Who is your real friend??

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by starship, Dec 10, 2008.

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  1. starship

    starship TS Member

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    This test really does work. Just try it and find out for yourself.

    Lock you wife (significant other) and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. See who's the happiest to see you when you open the trunk.

    Now you know who your real friend is.....:)
     
  2. Jawhawker

    Jawhawker TS Member

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    I guess I'll never find out. COuldn't do it to either..
     
  3. wolfram

    wolfram Well-Known Member

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    I'd never lock them both up in the same cage, they would tell each other too many stories about me.
     
  4. Uncle Sam

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    What Pheasantmaster said....................Uncle Sam, Pa.
     
  5. shadow

    shadow Active Member

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    How cruel! I just couldnt do that to a dog.
     
  6. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    I like the mood ring deal..........makes different colors with emotions...........when she's happy it turns blue, when she's sad it turns green and when she's angry it leaves a big red welt in my forehead.

    HM
     
  7. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    If you are gonna try that...better learn to sleep with one eye open!
     
  8. sammyd95

    sammyd95 TS Member

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    I dont think I could lock the By!ch in the trunk,,the dog either!
    any1 know what you tell a woman with 2 black eyes????????????nuttin she already been told twice!(just good holiday humor)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
  9. Guy

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    True Friendship

    None of that Sissy Crap

    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of pro misses that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

    1.When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2.When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3.When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I want to be involved in.

    4.When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6.When you are confused -- I will use little, tiny words.

    7.When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8.When you fall -- I will probably point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    9.This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.

    Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel....

    Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
     
  10. RobertT

    RobertT Well-Known Member

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    Tried it and the damned dog thought it was cool! Haven't seen the wife since.
     
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