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Who am I?

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by guinner16, Jun 26, 2012.

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  1. guinner16

    guinner16 TS Member

    Nov 15, 2011
    You may have read this before, but I havent seen it posted on here recently. enjoy.

    Who am I?
    I was born in one country, raised in another.
    My father was born in another country.

    I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

    I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.

    My mother died at an early age from cancer.
    Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me, I later wrote a book idolizing my father, not my mother.
    Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
    My birth records were sketchy. No one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

    I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it
    was widely accepted in my new country, but I practiced non-traditional
    beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under

    I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.
    That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and embarked on a new career.

    I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those
    who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father
    abandoned me as a child.

    I became active in local politics in my 30's; then, with help behind
    the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national
    office in my 40s.
    They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.

    I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization.
    Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me, as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

    I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.
    At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign
    policy... I was very critical of my country in the last war, and seized
    every opportunity to bash my country.
    But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy.

    I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better, and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.

    I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.
    It was the free market, banks and corporations.

    I decided to start making citizens hate them and, if they became envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

    I called mine "A People's Campaign".
    That sounded good to all people.

    I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the
    traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular

    I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.
    So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of
    the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities".
    My true views were not widely known, and I kept them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

    I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found
    out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and
    examined those people associated with. I'm glad they didn't.
    Then I became the most powerful man in the world.
    And then world learned the truth....

    Who am I???


    If you were thinking of SOMEONE ELSE,You should be scared, very scared..
  2. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Deplorable Bitter Clinger in Liberal La La Land
  3. Bob Merkov

    Bob Merkov Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    I've been scared for the past three and a half years! I hope my condition goes away after November 6ht.

    Bob M.
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