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Who am I?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by grnberetcj, Dec 11, 2010.

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  1. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Try to Guess WHO I AM

    I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

    *I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer. I became close with my grandmother.

    *Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

    *My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

    *I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

    *I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

    *That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

    *I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

    *I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

    *I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

    *I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

    *At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

    *But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

    *I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

    *I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

    *I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

    *I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.

    *So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

    *I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

    *I'm glad they didn't. Then, I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

    *Who am I? *

    I am . . . ADOLF HITLER.


    Scary isn't it?
  2. shelly

    shelly TS Member

    Jun 28, 2010
    Since no teleprompter was mentioned, I never thought of Obummer.
  3. Tron

    Tron Supporting Vendor Supporting Vendor

    Jan 29, 1998
    Ummm......The Literalist?
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