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Which party do you belong to?

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by ec90t, Nov 14, 2007.

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  1. ec90t

    ec90t Guest

    Nothing political here, just a little fun.

    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
    around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
    Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
    Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
    before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

    Democrat's Answer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
    of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
    this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
    wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 911?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a
    happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing!

    I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to
    come to a consensus.


    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG!

    Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

    Redneck Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
    Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

    Redneck Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'

    Redneck Wife: 'You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!'
     
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    Snopes says it never happened...
     
  3. BIGDON

    BIGDON Well-Known Member

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    Could happen in southern Mich. any day of the week. Unfortunatly to many Demos in those neighborhoods.

    Don
     
  4. nicky

    nicky Member

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    Come on guy's the correct answer is ; H&K MP-5 with a 3 to 5 second burst, Suppressor optional.
     
  5. slide action

    slide action Well-Known Member

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    For the love of Pete! SNOPES!!?? Nobody is claiming the exact senerio actually HAPPENED. It's a freaking JOKE for crying out loud!
     
  6. Hap MecTweaks

    Hap MecTweaks Well-Known Member

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    slide action, snopes would say it wasn't true if it had one to many "bangs" in there. Hap
     
  7. Hipshot 3

    Hipshot 3 TS Member

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    The wildest party I can find on any given Saturday night! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh.....me and the rednecks!
     
  8. FarmerD

    FarmerD TS Member

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    I think the Snopes statement was meant tongue in check. At least I hope so. FD
     
  9. ec90t

    ec90t Guest

    I've noticed that no one claims to be a Democrat! He he he.

    ec90t
     
  10. slide action

    slide action Well-Known Member

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    Well if it's joke that's a relief! Thought o'l Buzzy had gone around the Bend on us for a minute there!
     
  11. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    FlaLagarto, quote: "I quit using Silver Tips a couple of years ago.. went back to the old fashion hard ball... I wanted something that would pass thru car doors.. walls and such.. . ."

    Hornaday XTP is what you want.

    Expands well in flesh, goes through car doors. I was amazed at the terminal performance in the Cor-Bon loading (135gr @ 1450 fps) in my 10mm.
     
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    hubcap TS Member

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    My son would have said - Nice Mozambique drill Dad, but the last shot was a little off-center.
     
  13. cableguy

    cableguy TS Member

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    I made my wife read this and asked her where she fell. She said 'redneck for sure.' Made me proud.

    Shawn
     
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