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Where's TRON?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by crusha, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    Where

    1. Working on his movie.


    2. Delivering pizza and cigars to the Madame Secretary of State's office (in a speedo?)


    3. Erasing Ivanhoe's name from cemetery mural.


    4. Trolling boat needed a tune-up.


    5. Figuring out how that shell dismantler works?


    6. Engaged in long-distance "Johnson vs. Evinrude" argument with BIGDON.


    7. Big order of adjustable stocks for the King of Saudi Arabia.


    8. Co-authoring "Stock Making Secrets" with Red Meador.


    9. Toilet papering Sober Sooner's house.


    ...and I leave #10 to the board: just where is that guy?
     
  2. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

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    Buzz,

    You forgot to mention that Gordon was supplying the wood!

    The arguement is over Johnson's and Mercury's. Tron prefers Johnson's as they are white. BIGDON, .... well we just won't go there.

    ss
     
  3. porky

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    Tron's out with his girlfriend, Hillary. I saw a picture of her today, man, does she need a lot of Botox to make things better.
     
  4. wayneo

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    In a back-alley arcade, playing Galaga???

    Wayne
     
  5. Bisi

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    Tron, is out trying to find a Virgin and 3 wisemen for a manger scene in Detroit. He is going to be gone a long time and might not ever get back.
     
  6. short shucker

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    Bisi,

    The last I heard, he had foggy on the lookout in Kentucky and he wasn't having much luck either! LOL.

    ss
     
  7. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Tron enrolled himself in a 12 step program as he was in need of help. For those of you who are wondering where he is, might I suggest dialing 1-800 helpme. He needed the progam, to re-educate him about beauty and the lack there of ie Hilary!
     
  8. Tron

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    Real reason is that my computer took a dump. I'm limping along by borrowing my Son's laptop for very short periods. I will have a new laptop Friday.
     
  9. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    It should feel better after taking a dump, shouldn't it?
     
  10. Jim101

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    That's a likly story. I heard you were in jail for exposing yourself at an old folks home.



    Jimmy
     
  11. yvonne

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    I saw him at the mall, dressed up as an elf passing out Candy Canes!

    He looked cute!
     
  12. Setterman

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    Isn't it nice to know you're loved and respected!
     
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    Need to keep those laptops off the lap. They do odd things for your gender identification. Might get caught wearing Pink TuTu's in WalMart and get outed at peopleofwalmart.com.

    Actually, until he explained it, I though he was reading the other "where is" thread and trying to figure it out.
     
  14. BIGDON

    BIGDON Well-Known Member

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    Funny at one time posters wanted to flog him and run him off the site as a "evil little Troll" trouble making liberal. NOW you are all hugs and kisses and wondering where the little munckin is. Funny world isn't it??

    Don
     
  15. recurvyarcher

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    But he gave us Maple Syrup when we visited his house...
     
  16. Jim101

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    Could he be a walmart shopper? He does visit florida from time to time.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/walmart-pleasure-seeker-barred-retail-giant




    Jimmy
     
  17. dverna

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    He does his trolling on other sites now. All the easy fishing is gone now that this site has "matured".

    Somehow it is less fun. Too bad.

    I miss seeing the little weasel at the range. He has done well with the stock work and he still shoots a mean score at sporting clays.

    Don Verna
     
  18. shrek

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    thought maybe he was injured trying to administer some medication to kitty????
     
  19. dverna

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    Kitty is ignoring him.

    Tron got his a$$ handed to him at some "stupid" arcade game by one Pheasantmaster. Of course it was only a "stupid" game after he lost.

    Tron was crying like a little girl. He tried to drown his sorrows by chugging two light beers but only managed to give them swimming lessons.

    Don Verna
     
  20. recurvyarcher

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    Ewww...did Martin wash his hands after that? I know he wasn't wearing gloves.
     
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