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Where's Michelle?

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Bisi, Oct 1, 2008.

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  1. Bisi

    Bisi TS Member

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    I think we should put out an APB or "Amber Alert" for Michelle Obama. Has anybody seen her? Almost every day I see Cindy McCain, we hear about Sarah Palin's husband, we see Biden, but somehow Michelle has disappeared.

    You don't think Barack has 86th her from the campaign or thrown her in the deep freeze somewhere do you? I just don't believe Barry would do that to a woman. Shouldn't we be hearing from Ms. Obama?

    Where oh where is Michelle my Bell???
     
  2. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    she's at the dnc counting foreign money,,,,,,,
     
  3. puablo

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    She's at the public library , in the history section, trying to see if there are any reasons why she is proud to be an American. puablo
     
  4. bill1949

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    Getting a badly needed personality lift...Bill
     
  5. Bisi

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    puablo, good one, wish I had thought of it.
     
  6. Dennisw

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    I heard she was in Denver today... I think she is in the Mountains trying to learn how to hunt, Probably jealous of the Real stuffed animals that Sarah has
     
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    the less i see of her the happier i am.god forbid she becomes the first b#%!*^ h, er i mean 1st lady dwain
     
  8. halfmile

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    After immediately proving herself to be an embarassment, she was relegated to a couple ladies luncheons and then sidelined.

    Don Imus is eagerly awaiting her re-emergence.

    HM
     
  9. Jerbear

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    She's in Michigan today talking to the brothers and sisters. I don't speak Ebonics, so I can't translate what she's saying.


    yo yo yo Queen bee's in the house!!!!!


    Jerbear
     
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    Where is Obama's white grandmother who put him in the private school and then in college? She is a retired VP of a bank in Hawaii(sp). Supposedly off limits to any media. I wonder why?

    Bill
     
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    She was in Kansas City yesterday. So was McCain.
     
  12. 4andy10

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    Her and Ole Slick Willy been talking alot.
     
  13. Gary Waalkes

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    She is taking speech therapy - trying to learn how to stop saying whitey.
     
  14. gun fitter

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    I think she's boiling white babys.Lol Perhaps she is preparing a lawsuitfor a reparation's. Oh my god I think I'm not PC.heheheh
     
  15. Dove Commander

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    DNC probably has her tied and gagged in a closet some where.
     
  16. gun fitter

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    Probably otherwise I might be right.LOL
     
  17. jimx200

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    Puablo, you line is truly worthy of Leno's show...lol.
     
  18. KenC

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    Actually her absence is a good move by the Obama group. She's definitely a negative.

    I heard Dennis Miller refer to her as "A Long Day".
     
  19. oz

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    probably in iraq picking out furniture for the white house. oz
     
  20. Gunnerandbabe

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    She's at the zoo in a monkey cage.
     
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