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What's the difference tween a bolt & a screw?

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Brian in Oregon, Mar 16, 2008.

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  1. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    What's the difference between a bolt and a screw?<br>
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    If you're the Governor of New York, a bolt costs 12 cents.<br>
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    A screw costs you your career.
     
  2. TommyTEREX

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    Brian, You forgot to add NY sales tax, user fees, gas tax, income tax, and lying politician fees, thats why shitser went to DC.

    Tom R.
     
  3. mallardfilmore

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    Bolt: Type: Verb Description: The action performed by the liberals anytime they are backed into a corner with a legitimate question.
    1. Liberal asked to explain the actions of a Senator's evening with a hooker, causing said Liberal to bolt into a closed door meeting with other liberals.

    Screw: Type: Verb Description: Resultant action by liberals to the general populace up their bolting into closed door meeting with other liberals in hopes of deferring attention to other matters than said hooker who may rat them out also for being a customer.
     
  4. ljunatic

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    The biggest difference is that one can UNSCREW a bolt
     
  5. Lone Gunmen

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    The Democratic president would be a Dolt. Or possibly Askew. Bolt, as above, best describes the clamor to evade a direct question regarding policy/position. As for screw, a taste of Sen Clinton's compulsory federal health care takeover will put that into sharp focus. ag
     
  6. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    I can't say, I have never been bolted.

    HM
     
  7. drucker

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    one beer vs 12 at closing time
     
  8. mallardfilmore

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    Since both are left hand thread, it's really hard to distinguish at first glance. Both are threaded into the backside of the tax paying public until the threads are stripped.
    L.G. was right, if Hillary's commie health care comes to fruition, we'll be waiting till we're dead before there's anyone to at least check on our parts that weren't damaged by the bolting screw.
     
  9. Lone Gunmen

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    Used to get LH threaded bolts holding the plowshares on back on the farm. Twisted the mothers off again and again. There's nothing worse. Well, maybe there is. We may find out in November.
     
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