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What are you afraid of?

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  1. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Hello:
    One of my friends recently told me that he is not afraid of anyone or anything. He must have a short memory as when his wife goes on the war path he shuts up and listens. My friend is also afraid of small dogs who bark, as he feels they will bite him.

    With that being said, I decided to make a list of things that I am afraid of.

    1. Pissed off women, (mostly my wife)
    2. Snakes, I hate those sob's.
    3. When I am sleeping, someone knocking or ringing my door bell at 2am. My 870 makes me feel better when I answer the door.
    4. Having to take my car into a auto dealership for a problem, as I am not mechanical inclined and I know it won't be long before my butt hurts.
    5. Receving phone calls in the middle of the night, reason why I do not have a phone.
    6. Having to go see the doctor, as I am always worried he will give me more bad news and admit me to the hospital and I will never return home.
    7. Going to funeral homes, and dead people.
    8. Being buried when I die, reason I will be cremated.
    9. Purchasing a real expensive new gun and then realizing that I can't shoot the thing as good as my old 870 tb.
    10. When purchasing fruit having spiders in the bag too.

    As you can tell, I probably need help. What are you afraid of?
    Steve Balistreri
     
  2. rpeerless

    rpeerless Well-Known Member

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    people who ask what are you afraid of....
     
  3. bigbore613

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    More bullshT. Jeff
     
  4. timberfaller

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    The continuing of graduating "mind full of mush" from the Public school system!!!

    The "evidence" is around us daily! and they vote and get elected!!
     
  5. SeldomShoots

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    The government, the IRS, the thought of seeing Oprah naked . . . not necessarily in that order.
     
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    I'm afraid that Brad, Dr Longshot and their cronies are running off good posters on ts.com.
     
  7. Catpower

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    Same things Loves2shoot is afraid of
     
  8. senior smoke

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    rpeerless and jeff:
    LOL.
    Steve

    Seriously, I am petrified of snakes of any kind. I saw the movie snakes on a plane and my wife bumped my leg as she sat next to me in the theatre and I jumped.

    Years ago, I was walking behind some moron in the mall and I thought his leather jacket had a collar. Suddenly, a couple rent a cops came and told him he had to leave as they were 6 feet away from the guy. He had some huge snake wraped around his neck.

    They should outlaw snakes, exotic animals. Just this morning, I heard some gal was mulled to death at work as she entered a Lions cage. Have no idea why in the he-- she would do that, but other than a zoo, I believe no one should own and house these animals.
    Steve
     
  9. CharlieAMA

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    Same as Catpower, but dentists and having my prostate checked is up there also.
     
  10. Catpower

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    Charlie, I'm safe on one thing they took my prostate out about 18 years ago when I was 41

    Steve, I alos don't like snakes, not really scared of them just that they startle the crap out of me until I get a gun and shoot them
     
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    Being physically able to shoot trap but unable because of either directly of indirectly, government violating my 2nd Amendment rights. It's not just over guns, but, ammunition, lead, gun clubs and so on. BT100dc
     
  12. senior smoke

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    I forgot to add, I HATE fricken clowns too! I must of had a clown scare me at the circus when I was a child, because to this day they make me very very uncomfortable.

    My wife just walked by me, and read that clowns make me uncomfortable, she tapped me on the shoulder and said I'm a clown, boo!.
    Real funny, she must think she's Lucy Ricardo. She said do these guys know your afraid of your shadow? I told her I'm the toughest guy on here, and she laughed and said, NOT!
    Steve
     
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    Having my prostate checked by a dentist.
     
  14. dr.beav

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    I find number 8's do a really good job on snakes, but 7 1/12's are good too.

    Every shake deserves a load of buckshot.

    the beav
     
  15. redfin

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    snakes,jeeze ,what bunch of wuzzies. growing up in nyc,and living there for 40 years, the thing that i would avoid is young negro and hispanic girls,they are crazy.nuff sed. have you ever been on the nyc subway??? joseph
     
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    Being eaten by a wild animal and having to leave my heirs a country that is in such a mess that they will never know just how great a country this once was.......
     
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    Hmmmm....

    I fear that while sleeping I have a very bad nightmare where I wake up and find out that the U.S. has a Half-witted, socialist, illegal alien as our President.....

    Scary huh??????

    Curt
     
  18. CharlieAMA

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    We got alot of rattlesnakes around here. Prarie rattlers, and coontails(Western Diamondbacks). I kill about a dozen or two every year. They don't bother me. It's when they rattle, and you can hear it, but not see them. Then it gets interesting. LOL.
     
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    Honey Boo-Boo's momma.
     
  20. SeldomShoots

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    User 1 . . . hmmm, could that be Tim K. a.k.a. the Connersville Crusher. How do you like that catchy new name? Just wait until the next 50 bird program, with a name like that you'll easily bring $6.00, . . . I mean $26.00. I figure you'll come over to Brush Creek tomorrow evening. Maybe I can get Mike S. to try it out on you.

    When it comes down to it, you want me on (the other side of) that wall, you need me on (the other side of) that wall. (in the voice of Jack Nicholson).

    For those of you that don't know, Coonhunters at Batesville has a wall separating the skeet shooters,. . . I mean field, from the trap shooters, . . . I mean field again. Those skeet shooters can be a little breezy sometimes. Best to keep 'em separated.

    P.S. Tim, your double secret probation life on TS.com is safe with me.

    BTW, User 1 if I have figured your identity completely wrong, its because I killed a few brain cells with Jaegermeister and mouthwash after seeing Oprah. :)

    Wow hippie, now that is scary!! How would you like to have her and that herd of kids as your family? I'm gonna have bad dreams tonight because of you.
     
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