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"What are you afraid of?"

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  1. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    A guy cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.

    He hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?"

    "Yes, I am."

    "Well then, better tell me what you got."

    Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

    "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

    "Nope."

    "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

    "Not a damn thing..."
     
  2. GW22

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    There's only two things I'm scared of -- women and the PO-lice.

    -Gator McKlusky
     
  3. BILL GRILL

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  4. shooterIII

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    A buddy of mine sent me this----I have no idea if it is true but it is funny.


    This is pathetic, but darn funny when you think about it for a second.

    Two magazines, Country Living (95.99% white readership) and Ebony /Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on....

    "WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?"

    The results were interesting, to say the least...

    Country Living magazine's top three answers were:

    1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S

    2. Child/spouse dying

    3. Terminal illness

    Ebony / Jet magazine's top three answers were:

    1. Ghosts

    2. Dogs

    3. Registered mail

    No Kidding... And these are the people who put Obama over the top;
     
  5. 391 shooter

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    Young Rookie Cops with no common sense!
     
  6. Ohio Bob

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    That Glenn Beck and Rush are right!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. skeeljc

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    That we are going to have to shoot steel shot!

    Jim Skeel
     
  8. cnsane

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    That the National Riots won't start until I'm too old and frail to get my family through them easily. Y'all can hear it coming upon us, like a freight train hidden by the curve of the mountain (that we call American Politics). And here we stand on the tracks, with a vertical cliff face on one side and a sheer drop on the other. Christ, I'm tired of waiting on this train. Think I'll watch 'Kansas Pacific' till it gets here.
     
  9. BigBruno

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    I bet!!!
     
  10. BIGDON

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    Imagine being stranded on a deserted island with Ms. Pelosi.

    Don
     
  11. bigdogtx

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    I'm with Ohio Bob,,,,never dreamed that I would see the day that our governmental leaders were trying to bring down America.....
     
  12. timberfaller

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    "educated" people in place's of authority!
     
  13. blkcloud

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    Ghost,,Dogs.. Registered mail..hahahahahahaha..thats funny I dont care who you are!!!
     
  14. dhip

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    Somebody will actually take me up on my $100 down,$100 a month offer for a trap gun.

    Doug H.
     
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