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What are some of your favorite sayings?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by need to shoot more, Apr 26, 2012.

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  1. need to shoot more

    need to shoot more Active Member

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    Maybe I can get some great ideas here, I am sure I can. I just started teaching this past September in a urban/inner city school I left the trades for this.

    I need some sayings for my kids, this is a thing of the past here is what I rember from my Dad. Winner Winner Chiken dinner....My Man Pots and Pans... Lookin nervous in the service....

    The kids enjoy it lauhgh call me corny and old head with respect as they know it so what do you guys & Girls have ?

    Thank You,

    Jim
     
  2. Dustoff

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    Don't piss down my back, and tell me it's raining!
     
  3. Tdog

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    No brains. No headaches!
     
  4. tachyon

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    They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!
    Chesty Puller
     
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    grntitan Well-Known Member

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    As a truck driver it seems I'm always behind slow traffic, my favorite yelling at the windshield phrase is:

    "Come on and sh*t or get off the pot"
     
  6. birddogs46

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    want something to stick make it srtaight and dirty...quote from george patton
     
  7. Russ-in-Pa

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    Don't half-ass two things - Whole-ass one thing.
     
  8. tachyon

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    I was in a meeting where I help with a youth group. One of the kids had screwed up royally and the administrator wanted to figuratively hang the kid from the yardarm. While we were talking one of the other directors said:

    "Kids are not done yet, They have a few more years"

    You can make a difference.

    Good enough is outsourcable, excellence is not.

    Learn to love to learn

    If you teach faster than kids can learn they must be able to rewind you.
     
  9. ctreay

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    You can't fix stupid.

    If wishes were horses, beggers would ride,

    It dosen't cost a penny more to wish for a yacht, than a canoe.

    ctreay
     
  10. chipking

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    Love many trust few and always paddle your own canoe

    We never promised you a Rose Garden

    If the Marine Corps had wanted you to be married we would have issued you a wife

    --- Chip King ---
     
  11. likes-to-shoot

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    I don't know how old the kids are but there are the oldies....

    After while, crocodile.....

    Later Alligator.....

    See ya soon, Baboon
     
  12. WS-1

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    Don't bite off more than you can chew!

    Learning is like eating a big meal:it takes a while to digest it.

    A good run is better than a bad stand.

    What is lost today is won tomorrow.

    Into each life a little rain must fall.

    A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man but one.
     
  13. lots of 24's

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    She looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.

    She looks like 9 miles of bad road.

    She's built for comfort, not for speed.
     
  14. shotgunjerry

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    If is a big word. If my Aunt had balls she would be my Uncle.
     
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    Government intelligence is an oxymoron.....
     
  16. Gunn

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    That's like the rock of Gibralter, it's kind of hard to swallow.

    I'll be on you like a cougar on a crippled chicken.
    Tim
     
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    "The first step to true intelligence is to call everything by its correct name."

    "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."

    Pat
     
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    All dogs scratch, different dogs scratch in different places.

    "How's your hammer hangin"

    Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.

    Same song different dance.

    Same crap different pile.
     
  19. chuckie68

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    I hope to kiss a crippled cricket

    damn, hell, spit.

    Ya know why it's gonna be a good day? Because I'm vertical and breathing!!
     
  20. DoubleAuto

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    "Better than a snowball" when talking about food.

    Had a man from way back in the sticks that I worked with in Fisheries Mgt. that referred to stream fish as "Crawly bottoms and Bumpy Suckers".
     
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