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Wed night humor

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  1. omgb

    omgb Well-Known Member

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    When Farrah Fawcett died she went straight to the pearly gates. There St. Peter said to her that because she had been such an inspiration throughout her cancer ordeal that she could have any wish she wanted. She paused for only a moment and said, "I wish that the world would be a safer place for children"....
     
  2. Mark-in-Maine

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    MJ's last words to the paramedics "T-t-take me to the childrens hospital."
     
  3. omgb

    omgb Well-Known Member

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    We are very bad....
     
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    Preliminary toxocology reports shoe a Clorox overdose

    Larry
     
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    If you hear a rumble in the sky,it's not thunder, it's Elvis kicking Micheal Jackson's ass for banging his daughter!!!!!



    Actually I think Micheal went to the hot spot
     
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    When Elvis was put on a postage stamp they made 2 versions. "Old Elvis" and "Young Elvis".

    Do you think they will make a "Black Michael" and a "White Michael" postage stamp?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    Ed
     
  7. omgb

    omgb Well-Known Member

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    Quote "When Elvis was put on a postage stamp they made 2 versions. "Old Elvis" and "Young Elvis".

    Do you think they will make a "Black Michael" and a "White Michael" postage stamp? "

    I don't know and I'm not too sure if it matters. Does anyone really want to lick either of them if they do?
     
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    With Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Ed McMahon all on the bus headed for the pearly gates together at the same time...there just HAS to be a good joke in there somewhere...
     
  9. halfmile

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    omgb, finish it........"then Michael Jackson died"'

    Grandkids brought it home yesterday.

    I guess you have to call a spade a spade.

    HM
     
  10. omgb

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    I'm still hung up on the idea of licking a MJ stamp
     
  11. The Rock

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    Subject: Short quiz.


    Ed McMahon died this week. He was a great entertainer, but prior to his
    stage accomplishments he was a distinguished Marine Corps fighter pilot in
    WWII earning six Air Medals. He was discharged in 1946 and volunteered to
    fly again in the Korean War. He joined the CA Air National Guard and was
    later promoted to the rank of Brigadier General.

    Farrah Fawcett died this week after a long career in Hollywood as an
    actress. After she was diagnosed with cancer, she became an activist for
    cancer treatment and devoted her last remaining years encouraging people to
    seek treatment. She documented her plight on film and used it to encourage
    others to stay positive and upbeat despite their diagnosis and suffering.

    Karl Malden died this week after a long career in Hollywood as an actor.
    He also served in the US Air Force during WWII and also served on the US
    Postal Service committee to review and recommend commemorative stamps. In
    2005, the US House of Representatives authorized the US Postal Service to
    rename a Los Angeles post office the Karl Malden Postal Station.

    Michael Jackson died this week. He was perhaps one of the greatest
    singers of modern time. He will also be remembered for his eccentric
    lifestyle that included sleeping with a chimpanzee, living in a
    carnival-like atmosphere at Neverland, his fascination with Peter Pan, and
    his numerous masks and costumes. He also admitted to finding pleasure
    sleeping with young boys and paying out millions of dollars in settlements
    to the families of these boys despite being acquitted by a court on one
    allegation of sexual molestation.

    QUESTION 1) - Which of the above did the House of Representatives declare a
    moment of silence for today? (Hint - It wasn't the first three)

    QUESTION 2) - Which of the above's family received a personal note of
    condolence from President Obama? (Hint - It wasn't the first three)

    Need we say more??
     
  12. 700X-user

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    The Rock,

    You said a mouth full!

    Ed
     
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