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We in the South just want to please....JOD

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, Jul 15, 2010.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
    Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so polite!









    Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on
    infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."


    Atlanta Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's
    runway 27L. -Allah is Great."





    Pause....


    Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"

    Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."


    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR
    THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
    ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"








    Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.
    Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."
     
  2. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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