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We can always dream!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Luckyman, Feb 17, 2009.

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  1. Luckyman

    Luckyman Active Member

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    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:





    We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest

    election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we

    tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but

    sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of

    America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it

    on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable

    differences and go our own way.



    Here is a model separation agreement:



    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a

    portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can

    come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our

    respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both

    sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.



    We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to

    the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our

    firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael

    Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a

    bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).



    We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,

    Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,

    hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy

    CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .



    You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to

    invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and

    war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll

    help provide them security.



    We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,

    Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but

    we will no longer be paying the bill.



    We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take

    every Subaru station wagon you can find.



    You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

    We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep

    The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be

    happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya

    or We Are the World.



    We'll practice trickledown economics and you can give trickle up poverty

    your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our

    name and our flag.
     
  2. STOS

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    VERY WELL PUT!!!!!
     
  3. highflyer

    highflyer TS Member

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    I think with the three stooges in charge (Obama, Pelosi and Reid) we are already living in the loony bin. I don't see how it could get much loonier.
     
  4. highflyer

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    I don't mean to put down the Three Stooges. At least they were funny. What is happening to out country isn't.
     
  5. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    look up^^^^
     
  6. highflyer

    highflyer TS Member

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    It makes me feel better knowing I am not alone. It would be sad to be the last sane person in an insane world. I hate feeling like the last people did in the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". With all the zombies walking around with their hands outstretched repeating over and over, "Obama, Obama, Obama".
     
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