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Want to buy a monkey???

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  1. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.


    He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.


    Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!


    The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.


    In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.'


    The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for 700 billion dollars. They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!


    Now you have a better understanding of how the Government Bailout Plan will work!
     
  2. W.P.T.

    W.P.T. TS Member

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    I like it, you should run for Office ... Sad but true ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  3. dverna

    dverna Active Member

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    Very Good

    Very Very Good.

    Don
     
  4. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Smart guy. Sounds like the Big-3.
     
  5. Hap MecTweaks

    Hap MecTweaks Well-Known Member

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    "How Government Works

    Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said,

    - "Someone may steal from it at night."

    So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said,

    - "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

    So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said,

    - "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

    So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Congress said,

    - "How are these people going to get paid?"

    So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Congress said,

    - "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

    So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Congress said,

    - "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

    So they laid off the night watchman." :) Hap
     
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