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Walking- Humor for us oldsters

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Apr 17, 2009.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    The Importance of Walking
    Walking can add minutes to your life.
    This enables you at 85 years old To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
    Home at $7000 per month..

    My grandpa started walking Five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old And we don't know where he is.

    I like long walks, Especially when they are taken By people who annoy me.

    The only reason I would take up walking Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

    I have to walk early in the morning, Before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

    I joined a health club last year, Spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.

    Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

    I do have flabby thighs, But fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day Is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she/he looks good doesn't she/he.'

    If you are going to try cross-country skiing, Start with a small country.

    I know I got a lot of exercise The last few years,......
    Just getting over the hill.

    We all get heavier as we get older, Because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


    Every time I start thinking too much About how I look, I just find a Happy Hour And by the time I leave, I look just fine.

    “It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived!”
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