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Wal-Mart senior greeter

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by short shucker, Jul 19, 2010.

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  1. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    This is too good not to share with others.


    Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

    Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

    One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

    "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

    "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

    ''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.

    It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

    (scroll down..... .............)

    ''They said, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?'''

  2. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Shawnee, Kansas, USA
    good one
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