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VooDoo Should Be Outlawed

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by recurvyarcher, Apr 30, 2007.

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  1. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Go over to his house and drop a sex potion (currently known as Viagra) into his coffee the morning of the shoot. He will be staying home that day.

    This spell is reported to have 100% efficiency.
     
  2. smp005

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    Hmm... how about a VooDoo gun doll - then you could just bend the barrel a bit and watch the shot go left when it was meant to go right... :)
     
  3. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Awww, what are you messin' around with voodoo for, then. When he's not lookin', just take out his trigger assembly and stiffen up the trigger A LOT.

    Oh, wait...doesn't he shoot a release? Then you will want to make it as light as you can, so when he breathes, it goes off. I know from experience that this will mess up his scores!
     
  4. slide action

    slide action Well-Known Member

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    It's all VooDoo in trap shooting anyway! Or at least it SEEMS to be. --Curvy's right about the trigger. Having had a few holes blown in the ground a few feet in front of me by a new release shooter(or somebody having premature firing problems with one, I can assure you it will not only mess up HIS scores, but a lot of others too!
     
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    How about leaving a dead black rooster on his doorstep?

    That would scare the bejesus off from most of us.

    Berettaman7
     
  6. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    You ought to listen to Perrazzi Big Bore...Mike's from New Orleans and I see he's picked up a skill or two down there. LOL!!!
     
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    otnot:

    Take PerazziBigBore's advice because he lives down there in the swamps where the black trees grow with old Marie Laveau.

    Anyone remember that bobby bare song about her and handsome jack.

    Fog
     
  8. recurvyarcher

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    Hey, Mike...being someone from a rainbow family history, I've seen some things.
     
  9. foghorn220

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    BILL GRILL:

    Try this MoJo stuff it works wonders for anything that needs fixing.

    Foggy
     
  10. foghorn220

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    BILL GRILL:

    Happy birthday hope I make it to 56 also maybe your auto needs a little Mo-Jo then.

    I plan on shooting the Saturday,Sunday,Monday of the Great lakes Grand wished I could come sooner but got to make some gas money.

    Maybe we will run into each other up there

    Foggy
     
  11. recurvyarcher

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    Hey, those G.I. Joes actually DO look like OTNOT! LMAO!!!!!
     
  12. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    Thank God I still have me MoJo...Yah Baaby!!
     
  13. slide action

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    You might get Foggy a little upset with that "dead rooster on the doorstep" bit!
     
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